Wednesday, August 31st 2005

12:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.8 %, Average: 62.2 %
12:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.5 %, Average: 15.2 %

QOTD:
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.

Tuesday, August 30th 2005

9:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.9 %, Average: 62.0 %
9:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.3 %, Average: 10.3 %

QOTD:
We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.

Monday, August 29th 2005

12:10pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 85.4 %, Average: 62.0 %
12:10pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.4 %, Average: 8.4 %

QOTD:
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear. He succeeded only in falling over and bruising his forehead. Returning to the courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man whose ear was bitten. If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and the case is dismissed. If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it and must pay three silver pieces."

Friday, August 26th 2005

10:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 41.1 %, Average: 46.6 %
10:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.1 %, Average: 7.1 %

QOTD:
Thyme's Law:

Everything goes wrong at once.

Thursday, August 25th 2005

11:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 68.6 %, Average: 44.2 %
11:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 8.3 %, Average: 6.5 %

QOTD:

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.

Tuesday, August 23rd 2005

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 47.9 %, Average: 25.2 %
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.8 %, Average: 5.0 %

QOTD:
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.

Monday, August 22nd 2005

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 59.6 %, Average: 17.4 %
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.9 %, Average: 3.3 %

QOTD:

If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?

Friday, August 19th 2005

10:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 25.1 %, Average: 24.8 %
10:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.5 %, Average: 4.2 %

QOTD:

I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

Thursday, August 18th 2005

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 27.4 %, Average: 19.6 %
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.0 %, Average: 3.8 %

QOTD:
It is a big yellow day...

Wednesday, August 17th 2005

10:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 40.5 %, Average: 19.2 %
10:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.6 %, Average: 4.7 %

QOTD:
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.

Tuesday, August 16th 2005

2:00pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 64.0 %, Average: 25.3 %
2:00pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.9 %, Average: 5.4 %

QOTD:
snappy repartee:

What you'd say if you had another chance.

Monday, August 15th 2005

10:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 49.6 %, Average: 12.8 %
10:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.8 %, Average: 2.8 %

QOTD:

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

QOTD:
double-blind experiment, n:

An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.

Thursday, August 11th 2005

8:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 15.2 %
8:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.7 %

QOTD:
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.

Wednesday, August 10th 2005

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 21.4 %
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.3 %

QOTD:
Boob's Law:

You always find something in the last place you look.

Tuesday, August 9th 2005

9:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 22.9 %
9:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.1 %

QOTD:
Type louder, please.

Monday, August 8th 2005

11:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 20.7 %
11:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.2 %

Network maintenance on Sunday took longer than expected but we were back up and running last night. There are a few issues that may be considered fallout from the maintenance and we are correcting them as they appear. Thank you for your patience.

QOTD:
The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.

Friday, August 5th 2005

9:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 40.0 %
9:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.4 %

QOTD:
Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.

Thursday, August 4th 2005

11:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 35.6 %
11:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.5 %

QOTD:
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.

Wednesday, August 3rd 2005

10:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 14.9 %
10:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.4 %

QOTD:
Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?

Tuesday, August 2nd 2005

10:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 14.5 %
10:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.8 %

QOTD:
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

Monday, August 1st 2005

10:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 20.1 %
10:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.4 %

QOTD:
Rule of Feline Frustration:

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.