Friday, September 29 2006

9:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 92.1%, Average: 72.4%
9:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.7%, Average: 11.7%

QOTD:
double-blind experiment, n:

An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.

Thursday, September 28 2006

10:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.7%, Average: 71.6%
10:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.8%, Average: 12.0%

QOTD:
Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner. The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is because neither side has all the facts. Therefore, when the wise mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from political motivation. Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the whole truth.

Wednesday, September 27 2006

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 81.6%, Average: 72.3%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.6%, Average: 12.4%

QOTD:
In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.

Tuesday, September 26 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.7%, Average: 68.5%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.4%, Average: 12.1%

QOTD:
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Monday, September 25 2006

12:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.6%, Average: 68.7%
12:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.1%, Average: 10.9%

QOTD:
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

Friday, September 22 2006

11:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.1%, Average: 71.3%
11:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.3%, Average: 12.7%

QOTD:
Entropy requires no maintenance.

Thursday, September 21 2006

11:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 92.5%, Average: 72.4%
11:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.0%, Average: 11.5%

QOTD:
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!!

Wednesday, September 20 2006

12:20pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.2%, Average: 70.2%
12:20pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.0%, Average: 13.4%

QOTD:
narcolepulacyi, n.:

The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.

Tuesday, September 19 2006

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.0%, Average: 64.2%
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.2%, Average: 13.5%

QOTD:
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

Monday, September 18 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.6%, Average: 59.7%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.7%, Average: 12.0%

QOTD:
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several times, often with lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_{o[po ~y oodsou#w4k**n~po_{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o

Friday, September 15 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 73.6%, Average: 68.1%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.2%, Average: 10.9%

QOTD:
In recognizing AT&T Bell Laboratories for corporate innovation, for its invention of cellular mobile communications, IEEE President Russell C. Drew referred to the cellular telephone as a "basic necessity." How times have changed, one observer remarked: many in the room recalled the advent of direct dialing.

Thursday, September 14 2006

2:05pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.8%, Average: 68.1%
2:05pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.9%, Average: 15.4%

QOTD:
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

Wednesday, September 13 2006

3:50pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.1%, Average: 72.6%
3:50pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 51.5%, Average: 13.0%

QOTD:
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.

Tuesday, September 12 2006

10:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.7%, Average: 63.8%
10:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.6%, Average: 10.8%

QOTD:
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Monday, September 11 2006

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.5%, Average: 60.9%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.1%, Average: 9.8%

QOTD:
strategy, n.:

A comprehensive plan of inaction.

Friday, September 8 2006

10:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 80.3%, Average: 62.7%
10:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.0%, Average: 11.4%

QOTD:
Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.

Thursday, September 7 2006

5:00pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.0%, Average: 71.8%
5:00pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 23.7%, Average: 13.3%

QOTD:
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Tuesday, September 5 2006

4:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.0%, Average: 65.6%
4:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 25.0%, Average: 14.3%

QOTD:
cerebral darwinism, n:

The theory that the effects of cerebral atrophy can be reversed through the purging action of heavy alcohol consumption. Large amounts of alcohol cause many brain cells to perish due to oxygen deprivation. Through the process of natural selection, the weak and sick brain cells will die first, leaving only the healthy cells. This wonderful process leaves the imbiber with a healthier, more vibrant brain, and increases mental capacity. Thus, the devastating effects of cerebral atrophy are reversed, and academic performance actually increases beyond previous levels.

Friday, September 1 2006

1:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.4%, Average: 63.7%
1:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 17.4%, Average: 10.8%

QOTD:
cerebral atrophy, n:

The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance. An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance. A certain small number of brain cells will deteriorate due to everday activity, but large amounts are weakened by intense mental effort and the assimilation of difficult concepts. Many college students become victims of this dread disorder due to poor habits such as overstudying.