Thursday, November 30 2006

2:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.9%, Average: 70.3%
2:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.3%, Average: 13.6%

QOTD:
"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it."

Wednesday, November 29 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 77.9%, Average: 68.0%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.6%, Average: 13.3%

QOTD:
Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)

A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes.

Tuesday, November 28 2006

9:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 82.7%, Average: 66.5%
9:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.7%, Average: 12.5%

QOTD:
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

Monday, November 27 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.3%, Average: 38.4%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.4%, Average: 7.2%

QOTD:
-- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

Wednesday, November 21 2006

11:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 26.4%, Average: 42.2%
11:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.9%, Average: 6.3%

QOTD:
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Tuesday, November 21 2006

11:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.7%, Average: 69.4%
11:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.9%, Average: 10.7%

QOTD:
-- It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

Monday, November 20 2006

10:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.1%, Average: 62.9%
10:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.7%, Average: 13.5%

QOTD:
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Friday, November 17 2006

12:05pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 93.5%, Average: 68.9%
12:05pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.4%, Average: 10.9%

QOTD:
-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

Thursday, November 16 2006

9:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.3%, Average: 70.0%
9:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.0%, Average: 11.3%

QOTD:
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)

A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.

Wednesday, November 15 2006

12:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 92.0%, Average: 69.9%
12:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.5%, Average: 13.3%

QOTD:
The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social sciences' is: some do, some don't.

-- Ernest Rutherford

Tuesday, November 14 2006

10:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.6%, Average: 64.4%
10:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.1%, Average: 13.1%

QOTD:
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...

Monday, November 13 2006

10:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 82.0%, Average: 69.3%
10:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.2%, Average: 10.0%

QOTD:
The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.

Friday, November 10 2006

10:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 69.8%, Average: 68.0%
10:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.6%, Average: 12.6%

QOTD:
-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.

Thursday, November 9 2006

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.7%, Average: 70.1%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.6%, Average: 14.5%

QOTD:
The Odyssey LITE(tm) -- by Homer

After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

Wednesday, November 8 2006

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 71.5%, Average: 70.8%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.2%, Average: 12.1%

QOTD:
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.

Tuesday, November 7 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 85.9%, Average: 69.5%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.2%, Average: 11.0%

QOTD:
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

Monday, November 6 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.1%, Average: 65.4%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.9%, Average: 11.9%

QOTD:
-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.

Friday, November 3 2006

10:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.8%, Average: 71.0%
10:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.4%, Average: 11.0%

QOTD:
Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.

Thursday, November 2 2006

11:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.2%, Average: 73.2%
11:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.1%, Average: 12.6%

QOTD:
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Wednesday, November 1 2006

11:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.0%, Average: 68.8%
11:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.8%, Average: 12.1%

QOTD:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.