Thursday, May 31 2007

8:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 12.1%, Average: 3.9%
8:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.3%, Average: 1.7%

QOTD:
Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

Wednesday, May 30 2007

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 9.2%, Average: 4.0%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.2%, Average: 1.9%

QOTD:
The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to levitation.

Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the character does not have fire resistance.

Tuesday, May 29 2007

9:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 4.9%, Average: 2.1%
9:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.6%, Average: 1.4%

QOTD:
To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Friday, May 25 2007

9:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 8.7%, Average: 2.7%
9:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 0.8%, Average: 0.9%

QOTD:
Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.

Thursday, May 24 2007

9:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 7.7%, Average: 3.0%
9:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.8%, Average: 1.2%

QOTD:
You don't have to explain something you never said.

Wednesday, May 23 2007

9:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 4.1%, Average: 3.1%
9:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 0.8%, Average: 1.1%

QOTD:
aquadextrous, adj.:

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Tuesday, May 22 2007

8:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 7.9%, Average: 2.9%
8:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.9%, Average: 1.4%

QOTD:
Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!

Monday, May 21 2007

11:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 11.0%, Average: 1.7%
11:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 24.8%, Average: 1.6%

QOTD:
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Friday, May 18 2007

9:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 6.4%, Average: 7.3%
9:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.7%, Average: 1.5%

QOTD:
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.

NOTE: The North Village and Gill Center are back up today. Please let us know if you are still experiencing difficulty. (X2537).

Thursday, May 17 2007

8:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 9.2%, Average: 7.3%
8:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.5%, Average: 2.0%

QOTD:
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

NOTE: Due to lightning damage, portions of the North Village and Gill Center are offline. We are working to get them back up and running.

Wednesday, May 16 2007

9:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 9.2%, Average: 8.2%
9:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.2%, Average: 2.4%

QOTD:
K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining;
Cobol's wordy and confining;
KOBOLDS topple when you strike them;
Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them.

Tuesday, May 15 2007

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 8.9%, Average: 6.5%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.7%, Average: 1.4%

QOTD:
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO

Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy graphics", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as it travels across the screen.

Monday, May 14 2007

9:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 13.8%, Average: 6.6%
9:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.5%, Average: 0.9%

QOTD:
In the course of reading Hadamard's "The Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field", I have come across evidence supporting a fact which we coffee achievers have long appreciated: no really creative, intelligent thought is possible without a good cup of coffee. On page 14, Hadamard is discussing Poincare's theory of fuchsian groups and fuchsian functions, which he describes as "... one of his greatest discoveries, the first which consecrated his glory ..." Hadamard refers to Poincare having had a "... sleepless night which initiated all that memorable work ..." and gives the following, very revealing quote:

One evening, contrary to my custom, I drank black coffee and could not sleep. Ideas rose in crowds; I felt them collide until pairs interlocked, so to speak, making a stable combination.

Friday, May 11 2007

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 9.6%, Average: 28.5%
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.6%, Average: 4.4%

QOTD:
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.

Thursday, May 10 2007

9:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 15.6%, Average: 33.9%
9:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.0%, Average: 5.7%

QOTD:
Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.

Wednesday, May 9 2007

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 21.3%, Average: 37.1%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.7%, Average: 4.3%

QOTD:
Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

Tuesday, May 8 2007

8:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 15.3%, Average: 36.0%
8:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.1%, Average: 4.0%

QOTD:
"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds."

Monday, May 7 2007

3:10pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 65.3%, Average: 34.8%
3:10pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.7%, Average: 3.8%

QOTD:
Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.

Friday, May 4 2007

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.5%, Average: 29.6%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.5%, Average: 4.2%

QOTD:
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals. You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.

Thursday, May 3 2007

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 14.2%, Average: 35.0%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.3%, Average: 4.5%

QOTD:
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

Wednesday, May 2 2007

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 44.9%, Average: 34.9%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.3%, Average: 5.3%

QOTD:
Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

Tuesday, May 1 2007

11:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 29.7%, Average: 31.3%
11:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.3%, Average: 3.8%

QOTD:
Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.