Friday, March 30 2007

3:05pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 44.4%, Average: 25.4%
3:05pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.1%, Average: 3.3%

QOTD:
Our informal mission is to improve the love life of operators worldwide.

Thursday, March 29 2007

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 22.0%, Average: 21.5%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.1%, Average: 3.0%

QOTD:
HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 7
proof by forward reference:

Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first.

Some of the standard but inconvenient definitions are changed for the statement of the result.

Cloud-shaped drawings frequently help here.

Wednesday, March 28 2007

4:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.8%, Average: 24.1%
4:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.3%, Average: 3.7%

QOTD:
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Tuesday, March 27 2007

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 18.1%, Average: 23.3%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.7%, Average: 3.4%

QOTD:
Basic Definitions of Science:

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Monday, March 26 2007

12:10pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 21.3%, Average: 21.9%
12:10pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.1%, Average: 2.7%

QOTD:
strategy, n.:

A comprehensive plan of inaction.

Friday, March 23 2007

11:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 19.4%, Average: 22.4%
11:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.2%, Average: 3.0%

QOTD:
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Thursday, March 22 2007

9:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 25.8%, Average: 24.8%
9:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.8%, Average: 3.5%

QOTD:
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Wednesday, March 21 2007

4:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 33.4%, Average: 28.1%
4:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.6%, Average: 3.7%

QOTD:
Nowlan's Theory:

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Monday, March 19 2007

9:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 12.8%, Average: 15.0%
9:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.7%, Average: 1.9%

QOTD:
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)

Friday, March 16 2007

11:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 4.6%, Average: 2.6%
11:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.2%, Average: 0.8%

QOTD:
Beannachtam na Feile Padraig! (Happy St. Patrick's Day!)

Thursday, March 15 2007

8:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 5.6%, Average: 4.0%
8:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.0%, Average: 1.0%

QOTD:
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Wednesday, March 14 2007

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 3.5%, Average: 2.1%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.2%, Average: 0.9%

QOTD:
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Tuesday, March 13 2007

8:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 1.7%, Average: 2.4%
8:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.1%, Average: 0.9%

QOTD:
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????"

Monday, March 12 2007

10:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 5.9%, Average: 2.1%
10:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 1.4%, Average: 0.6%

QOTD:
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Friday, March 9 2007

11:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.4%, Average: 22.0%
11:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.2%, Average: 2.5%

QOTD:
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Thursday, March 8 2007

10:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.3%, Average: 23.3%
10:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.7%, Average: 2.9%

QOTD:
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Wednesday, March 7 2007

9:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 18.2%, Average: 22.7%
9:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.6%, Average: 3.0%

QOTD:
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Tuesday, March 6 2007

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 43.4%, Average: 21.8%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.4%, Average: 2.7%

QOTD:
Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.

Monday, March 5 2007

10:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 25.3%, Average: 18.3%
10:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.6%, Average: 2.8%

QOTD:
To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare
To do is to be. -- Nietzsche
To be is to do. -- Sartre
Do be do be do. -- Sinatra

Friday, March 2 2007

12:10pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 36.5%, Average: 20.1%
12:10pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.2%, Average: 2.9%

QOTD:
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Thursday, March 1 2007

4:40pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 19.7%, Average: 20.9%
4:40pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.0%, Average: 2.9%

QOTD:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?