Friday, March 31 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 83.8%, Average: 82.6%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 25.0%, Average: 16.0%

QOTD:
"If you think you had a discouraging day today, just remember there's another one coming along tomorrow."

Thursday, March 30 2006

10:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 83.4%, Average: 77.9%
10:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 19.6%, Average: 16.1%

QOTD:
I'm in shape. Round's a shape...

Wednesday, March 29 2006

2:20pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.3%, Average: 81.3%
2:20pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.3%, Average: 21.4%

BANDWIDTH INCREASE!!! As long as all goes as planned, we will have better Internet performance starting on Friday afternoon!

QOTD:
-Call Closed due to cyclical redundancy error in contact attempt - {a.k.a. student has not responded to messages}

Tuesday, March 28 2006

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.5%, Average: 74.0%
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 25.6%, Average: 18.7%

QOTD:
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Monday, March 27 2006

1:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.7%, Average: 67.6%
1:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 22.5%, Average: 16.3%

QOTD:
I want to move to theory; everything works in theory.

Thursday, March 23 2006

4:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.2%, Average: 83.8%
4:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.2%, Average: 21.7%

QOTD:
We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.

Wednesday, March 22 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 85.9%, Average: 79.7%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.6%, Average: 16.2%

QOTD:
You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.

Tuesday, March 21 2006

1:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.8%, Average: 78.1%
1:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 22.8%, Average: 16.6%

QOTD:
Eagleson's Law:

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else. (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)

Monday, March 20 2006

10:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.2%, Average: 57.6%
10:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.9%, Average: 11.9%

QOTD:
I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.

Thursday, March 16 2006

10:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.2%, Average: 22.5%
10:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.8%, Average: 22.2%

QOTD:
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.

Wednesday, March 15 2006

10:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 47.8%, Average: 22.4%
10:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.1%, Average: 6.2%

QOTD:
Satellite Safety Tip #14:

If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.

Tuesday, March 14 2006

2:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 41.9%, Average: 27.8%
2:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.4%, Average: 8.0%

QOTD:
If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.

Monday, March 13 2006

4:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 42.0%, Average: 14.2%
4:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.8%, Average: 7.7%

QOTD:
"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again."

Friday, March 10 2006

11:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 94.0%, Average: 75.0%
11:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.7%, Average: 18.9%

QOTD:
Universe, n.:

The problem.

Thursday, March 9 2006

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.1%, Average: 83.5%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.2%, Average: 19.7%

QOTD:
kernel, n.:

A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.

Wednesday, March 8 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 83.0%, Average: 86.6%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.9%, Average: 18.6%

QOTD:
Don't vote -- it only encourages them!

Tuesday, March 7 2006

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.6%, Average: 77.6%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.3%, Average: 16.6%

QOTD:
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.

Monday, March 6 2006

10:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.6%, Average: 69.9%
10:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.8%, Average: 18.8%

QOTD:
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

Friday, March 3 2006

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.1%, Average: 87.9%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.6%, Average: 23.1%

QOTD:
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.

Thursday, March 2 2006

2:40pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.2%, Average: 85.7%
2:40pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 20.5%, Average: 17.3%

QOTD:
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.

Wednesday, March 1 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 80.0%, Average: 82.7%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.8%, Average: 18.9%

QOTD:
In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.