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Network
Status
Thursday, March 31st 2005
2:13pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 81.5 %
2:13pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 23.2 %
QOTD:
Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
Wednesday, March 30th 2005
1:05pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 82.1 %
1:05pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.9 %
QOTD:
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
-- Stanley Garn
Tuesday, March 29th 2005
4:07pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.3 %
4:07pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.0 %
QOTD:
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Wednesday, March 23rd 2005
9:22am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 78.5 %
9:22am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.1 %
QOTD:
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
-- David Guaspari
Tuesday, March 22nd 2005
9:13am Current Bandwidth usage: 55.3 %
QOTD:
The meek are contesting the will.
Monday, March 21st 2005
9:37am Current Bandwidth usage: 74 %
QOTD:
Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...
CONSERVE GRAVITY
Follow these simple suggestions:
(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes
Friday, March 18th 2005
9:30am No change in status
QOTD:
modem, adj.:
Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An unfortunate byproduct of kerning.
[That's sic!]
Thursday, March 17th 2005
9:28am No change in status... HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!
Wednesday, March 16th 2005
9:54am No change in status
Tuesday, March 15th 2005
10:04am No change in status
Monday, March 14th 2005
12:22pm Gill Gym service restored. Otherwise, no change in status
Sunday, March 13th 2005
Planned outages due to network maintenance. Work was finished
and service restored by 1:00pm. Gill Gym power outage caused
network failure for that building.
Friday, March 11th 2005
9:29am No change in status.
Thursday, March 10th 2005
9:20am No change in status.
Wednesday, March 9th 2005
10:05am No change in status.
Tuesday, March 8th 2005
9:56am No change in status.
Monday, March 7th 2005
1:50pm No change in status. (Sorry... got a little behind there!)
Wednesday, March 2nd 2005
9:39am No change in status.
Tuesday, March 1st 2005
9:48am No change in status.
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