Thursay, June 30th 2005

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 72.5 % (WOW!)
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 8.7 %

QOTD:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ...

Wednesday, June 29th 2005

9:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 23.0 %
9:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.2 %

QOTD:
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Tuesday, June 28th 2005

9:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 17.4 %
9:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.4 %

QOTD:

I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater. So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in. I argued that the concession stand prices were outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a barbecue in a long time. I went to the theater and the sign said adults $5 children $2.50. I told them I wanted 2 boys and a girl. I once took a cab to a drive-in movie. The movie cost me $95.

Monday, June 27th 2005

9:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 19.4 %
9:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.7 %

QOTD:
Harrison's Postulate:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Friday, June 24th 2005

10:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 13.1 %
10:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.8 %

QOTD:

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Thursday, June 23rd 2005

1:20pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 15.9 %
1:20pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.2 %

QOTD:
EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese
AGE: 94
BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector
EYES: Grey
SKIN: Tanned
HAIR: Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ: Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA: Earl Grey. Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.

Wednesday, June 22nd 2005

9:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 16.1 %
9:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.0 %

QOTD:
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY. There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS. I'm very probably wrong.

Tuesday, June 21st 2005

11:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 34.9 %
11:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.6 %

QOTD:
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Monday, June 20th 2005

4:41pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 32.5 %
4:41pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 8.3 %

QOTD:
Genderplex, n.:

The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

(NOTE: June 13th through June 17th: Max is on vacation. Please call Information Technology for status if necessary.)

Friday, June 10th 2005

9:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 18.3 %
9:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.0 %

QOTD:
C, n:

A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.

Thursday, June 9th 2005

9:23am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 17.2 %
9:23am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.5 %

QOTD:
Expert, n.:

Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.

Wednesday, June 8th 2005

10:38am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 17.9 %
10:38am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.6 %

QOTD:
How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."

Tuesday, June 7th 2005

1:17pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 15.0 %
1:17pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.5 %

QOTD:
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

Monday, June 6th 2005

11:03am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 24.5 %
11:03am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.7 %

QOTD:
gleemites, n.:

Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.