Wednesday, January 31 2007

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 54.9%, Average: 62.9%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.9%, Average: 10.4%

QOTD:
grasshopotomaus:

A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.

Tuesday, January 30 2007

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.6%, Average: 65.4%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 10.9%, Average: 10.4%

QOTD:
What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?

Monday, January 29 2007

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 75.6%, Average: 58.4%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.1%, Average: 9.2%

QOTD:
There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.

Friday, January 26 2007

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.6%, Average: 70.8%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.8%, Average: 10.0%

QOTD:
The speed of anything depends on the flow of everything.

Thursday, January 25 2007

9:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.6%, Average: 70.8%
9:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 8.3%, Average: 10.2%

QOTD:
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Wednesday, January 24 2007

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.5%, Average: 70.3%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.2%, Average: 9.7%

QOTD:
Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.

Tuesday, January 23 2007

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.6%, Average: 65.8%
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.5%, Average: 11.2%

QOTD:
Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.

Monday, January 22 2007

3:40pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.7%, Average: 63.7%
3:40pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.6%, Average: 12.5%

QOTD:
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.

Wednesday, January 17 2007

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 42.2%, Average: 38.1%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.2%, Average: 7.6%

QOTD:
economist, n:

Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

Tuesday, January 16 2007

11:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 63.4%, Average: 31.8%
11:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.5%, Average: 5.1%

QOTD:
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.

Friday, January 12 2007

11:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 56.8%, Average: 32.1%
11:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.8%, Average: 10.3%

QOTD:
Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.

Thursday, January 11 2007

10:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 33.5%, Average: 33.4%
10:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 20.7%, Average: 10.8%

QOTD:
A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field."

Tuesday, January 9 2007

8:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 21.9%, Average: 36.1%
8:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.7%, Average: 10.3%

QOTD:
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

Monday, January 8 2007

2:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 51.4%, Average: 35.4%
2:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.7%, Average: 5.9%

QOTD:
Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.

Friday, January 5 2007

9:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 46.8%, Average: 29.9%
9:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.7%, Average: 5.2%

QOTD:
Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid.

Thursday, January 4 2007

4:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 70.3%, Average: 37.4%
4:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.0%, Average: 7.4%

QOTD:
College:

The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.