Tuesday, February 28 2006
(Happy Mardi Gras !)

3:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 93.8%, Average: 78.8%
3:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 32.7%, Average: 21.8%

QOTD:
Well we could simplify it further by putting all configuration options under a single menu called "things".

Monday,February 27 2006

1:20pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.6%, Average: 64.2%
1:20pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 26.4%, Average: 20.3%

QOTD:
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?

Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM'S. Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when creating hand- lettered small-business signs is that you should put quotation marks around random words for decoration, as in "TRY" OUR HOT DOG'S, or even TRY "OUR" HOT DOG'S.

Friday, February 24 2006

3:50pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.3%, Average: 81.1%
3:50pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.2%, Average: 15.7%

QOTD:
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.

Thursday, February 23 2006

1:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.1%, Average: 80.8%
1:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 20.3%, Average: 16.1%

QOTD:
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

Wednesday, February 22 2006

10:20am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.5%, Average: 76.6%
10:20am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.4%, Average: 20.6%

QOTD:
The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".

Tuesday, February 21 2006

4:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.1%, Average: 81.3%
4:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.0%, Average: 21.0%

QOTD:
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

Monday, February 20 2006

9:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.9%, Average: 65.5%
9:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 25.0%, Average: 19.8%

QOTD:
Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.

Friday, February 17 2006

10:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.3%, Average: 79.3%
10:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.5%, Average: 15.8%

QOTD:
bureaucracy, n:

A method for transforming energy into solid waste.

Thursday, February 16 2006

11:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 85.6%, Average: 82.5%
11:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 19.0%, Average: 15.4%

QOTD:
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.

Wednesday, February 15 2006

2:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.5%, Average: 82.5%
2:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 21.5%, Average: 15.6%

QOTD:
Go climb a gravity well!

Tuesday, February 14 2006
(Happy Valentine's Day!!)

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.8%, Average: 76.7%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.3%, Average: 14.5%

QOTD:
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.

Monday, February 13 2006

11:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.0%, Average: 73.9%
11:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 20.7%, Average: 13.5%

QOTD:
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost. However, this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.

Friday, February 10 2006

12:15pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.7%, Average: 77.5%
12:15pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.9%, Average: 13.6%

QOTD:
intoxicated, adj.:

When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.

Thursday, February 9 2006

10:40am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 83.0%, Average: 74.8%
10:40am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 15.1%, Average: 14.8%

QOTD:
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Tuesday, February 7 2006

1:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 92.4%, Average: 79.7%
1:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 29.7%, Average: 16.5%

QOTD:
strategy, n.:

A comprehensive plan of inaction.

Monday, February 6 2006

10:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 86.7%, Average: 66.4%
10:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.9%, Average: 17.4%

QOTD:
Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail?

Friday, February 3 2006

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 73.6%, Average: 70.1%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.1%, Average: 12.9%

QOTD:
What UNIVERSE is this, please??

Thursday, February 2 2006

11:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 64.0%, Average: 71.1%
11:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.1%, Average: 14.4%

QOTD:
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.

Wednesday, February 1 2006

1:30pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 90.3%, Average: 77.2%
1:30pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 19.3%, Average: 15.6%

QOTD:
It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.