Thursday, August 31 2006

1:50pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.3%, Average: 63.7%
1:50pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.3%, Average: 11.6%

QOTD:
Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.

Wednesday, August 30 2006

4:00pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.7%, Average: 67.7%
4:00pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.5%, Average: 14.3%

QOTD:
volcano, n.:

A mountain with hiccups.

Tuesday, August 29 2006

11:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.9%, Average: 59.9%
11:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.6%, Average: 11.5%

QOTD:
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #37:

Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A: No.
Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A: Picking them up in the air.
Q: Where was the dog at this time?
A: Attached to the ears.

Monday, August 28 2006

3:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 88.5%, Average: 64.4%
3:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 17.2%, Average: 10.8%

QOTD:
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Friday, August 25 2006

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 34.0%, Average: 36.4%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.4%, Average: 6.7%

QOTD:
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Thursday, August 24 2006

10:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 39.9%, Average: 30.0%
10:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.3%, Average: 5.0%

QOTD:
I was an EMS paramedic in a prior career. At age 19, I was starting IVs, delivering babies, shocking cardiac arrest victims, and using the "jaws of life." I saw and learned a lot. Strangely, I find upgrading Microsoft Exchange on a huge network much more stressful.

Wednesday, August 23 2006

12:40pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 67.2%, Average: 22.6%
12:40pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.5%, Average: 4.4%

QOTD:
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!!

Tuesday, August 22 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 51.5%, Average: 18.4%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.5%, Average: 4.0%

QOTD:
Most people prefer certainty to truth.

Monday, August 21 2006

12:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 29.3%, Average: 21.8%
12:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.3%, Average: 4.5%

QOTD:
If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie.

Friday, August 18 2006

4:00pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 33.7%, Average: 16.8%
4:00pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.7%, Average: 3.3%

QOTD:
The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good requires intent.

Thursday, August 17 2006

4:00pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 41.1%, Average: 21.2%
4:00pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 6.7%, Average: 4.1%

QOTD:
Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Wednesday, August 16 2006

11:15am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 21.5%, Average: 17.5%
11:15am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.0%, Average: 4.6%

QOTD:
wok, n.:

Something to thwow at a wabbit.

Tuesday, August 15 2006

4:20pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 26.6%, Average: 24.1%
4:20pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.1%, Average: 4.7%

QOTD:
When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob.

Monday, August 14 2006

10:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 70.4%, Average: 12.7%
10:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 5.8%, Average: 2.5%

QOTD:
Drakenberg's Discovery:

If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.

Friday, August 11 2006

11:05am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 17.3%, Average: 10.1%
11:05am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.8%, Average: 2.6%

QOTD:
FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!

Thursday, August 10 2006

4:55pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 20.7%, Average: 14.5%
4:55pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.1%, Average: 3.3%

QOTD:
"I said I hope it is a good party," said Galder, loudly.
"AT THE MOMENT IT IS," said Death levelly. "I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT."
"Why?"
"THAT'S WHEN THEY THINK I'LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF."

Wednesday, August 9 2006

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 13.0%, Average: 12.1%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.2%, Average: 2.6%

QOTD:
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

Monday, August 7 2006

12:50pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 25.1%, Average: 10.1%
12:50pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 4.2%, Average: 1.9%

QOTD:
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Friday, August 4 2006

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 11.6%, Average: 13.1%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.6%, Average: 3.2%

QOTD:
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him. Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?"

"Of course."
"Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never."
"Then how do you know it was me?"

Thursday, August 3 2006

10:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 12.8%, Average: 13.9%
10:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 3.2%, Average: 3.2%

QOTD:
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.

Wednesday, August 2 2006

4:45pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 13.9%, Average: 18.0%
4:45pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 2.7%, Average: 4.1%

QOTD:
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".

Tuesday, August 1 2006

3:35pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 51.5%, Average: 17.6%
3:35pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.1%, Average: 3.7%

QOTD:
Any given program will expand to fill available memory.