Friday, April 28 2006

9:45am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 85.5%, Average: 63.2%
9:45am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 19.1%, Average: 18.8%

QOTD:
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.

Thursday, April 27 2006

9:50am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 91.6%, Average: 62.0%
9:50am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.3%, Average: 15.3%

QOTD:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

Wednesday, April 26 2006

10:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 77.6%, Average: 59.7%
10:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 18.6%, Average: 13.4%

QOTD:
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Tuesday, April 25 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 70.2%, Average: 57.8%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.4%, Average: 12.4%

NOTE: We are having some degradation on one of our 6 T1 lines. Verizon and Sprint are working on the trouble. Service may be sluggish at times. Please hang in there!

UPDATE (2:00pm): We have all of our T1s back! Enjoy...

QOTD:
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

Monday, April 24 2006

11:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 84.3%, Average: 53.5%
11:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.9%, Average: 8.1%

QOTD:
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.

Friday, April 21 2006

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 58.4%, Average: 58.5%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.4%, Average: 9.9%

QOTD:
Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas?
A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Thursday, April 20 2006

8:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 80.1%, Average: 65.7%
8:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.1%, Average: 10.3%

QOTD:
guru, n:

A computer owner who can read the manual.

Wednesday, April 19 2006

9:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 87.8%, Average: 65.3%
9:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 9.5%, Average: 10.3%

QOTD:
"And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions."

Tuesday, April 18 2006

9:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 40.1%, Average: 60.0%
9:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 8.9%, Average: 11.2%

QOTD:
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.

Monday, April 17 2006

11:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 56.1%, Average: 44.1%
11:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.4%, Average: 11.7%

QOTD:
If you think the system is working, ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.

Friday, April 14 2006

10:55am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 79.5%, Average: 60.3%
10:55am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.2%, Average: 12.3%

QOTD:
Hanson's Treatment of Time:

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Thursday, April 13 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 68%, Average: 63.2%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 14.5%, Average: 13.6%

QOTD:
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:..... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".

Wednesday, April 12 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 72.3%, Average: 66.4%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.8%, Average: 10.2%

QOTD:
Q. How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. "That's a known problem... don't worry about it."

Tuesday, April 11 2006

9:25am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 60.4%, Average: 64.7%
9:25am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 7.8%, Average: 10.9%

QOTD:
Q. How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?
A. It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.

Monday, April 10 2006

10:10am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 53.3%, Average: 53.9%
10:10am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.0%, Average: 11.8%

QOTD:
Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

Friday, April 7 2006

12:55pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 71.0%, Average: 62.8%
12:55pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 12.4%, Average: 9.7%

QOTD:
I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!

Thursday, April 6 2006

11:00am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 80.4%, Average: 63.5%
11:00am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.1%, Average: 10.2%

QOTD:
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

Wednesday, April 5 2006

4:10pm Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 89.2%, Average: 69.2%
4:10pm Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 11.1%, Average: 12.1%

QOTD:
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

Tuesday, April 4 2006

10:35am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 67.3%, Average: 61.8%
10:35am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 13.6%, Average: 12.4%

QOTD:
There is no patch for stupidity.

Monday, April 3 2006

11:30am Current Inbound Bandwidth usage: 67.4%, Average: 50.4%
11:30am Current Outbound Bandwidth usage: 16.5%, Average: 13.8%

On Friday afternoon (March 31) we completed installation of three additional T1s to increase our bandwidth. We hope you are seeing improved performance today.

QOTD:
It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.