WARNING ! ! !

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE CREATING INANE COMBINATIONS OF NAMES THAT HAVE NO VALUE EXCEPT TO AMUSE THE CHILD GENIUS INSIDE YOU---AND ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND COWORKERS.

Copyright and Author Information	Introduction to The Name Game	Table of Contents
Chapter 2	Chapter 6	Top of the Page

"The Name Game"
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Jon Korkes: An actor whose film credits include, "Day of the Dolphin," "Catch 22," and"Little Murders," and who recently performed in the Broadway production of "Conversations with My Father."

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Introduction

It all began with Jose Canyousee.

After that, brave and visionary pioneers working in the underappreciated field of punology, risked ostracism and ridicule when they announced to a semi-comatose world their startling discovery of Mr. Izzy Naked and Mr. Dick Hertz.

And now, years and many sleepless nights later, the official version of The Name Game has been born, building on this early scholarly work and taking it to a new and much more annoying level.

Here's how to play The Name Game:
Start with a word like "aluminum." Note that the first syllable is "al," as in the common first name "Al." The rest of the word is the not-so-common surname "Uminum." If you write it out phonetically, which makes it a little easier to pronounce when coming upon it cold, you now have a person by the name of "Al Oominum." If you want to take it a step further, you might be interested in meeting his cousin, Mr. Al Oominumfoil, a very successful professional sandwich-wrapper. Go ahead and try it with the word "microphone" or "testicle." You should get the idea. If not, what are you doing buying a book in the first place? You should be home watching TV, trying to figure out the deeper meaning of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN.

While playing The Name Game, we discovered that it's a lot more fun --- and a lot harder to guess the entire name --- when the last name is said first. And, for some reason, it's particularly hysterical when you set up things with a "page." We like the idea of customers hearing, in a cigar store: "Paging Mr. Madoar . . . Mr. Hugh Madoar." Or, in a Middle Eastern restaurant, diners listening to someone say: "Paging Mr. Tillsoup . . . Mr. Len Tillsoup." So, that's the way we've set up most of the names in this book. If you're looking for Mr. Wade Ingroom, you'll find him being paged in a hospital. If you're searching for Mr. Al Coholick, you'll probably hear him paged at the Betty Ford Clinic.

The Name Game can be played by anyone, anywhere, at any time. You can play it while you dine outdoors (just ask Mr. Fresco . . . Mr. Al Fresco) or while you're in a garden( check it out with Ms. Gold . . . Ms. Mary Gold). You don't have to be rich ( confirmed by the hardworking Ms.Torr . . . Ms. Janet Torr) or popular (if you can find him, ask Mr. Ittaire . . . Mr. Sol Ittaire) or even sane (speak to Ms. Neeyack . . . Ms. Mae Neeyack).

The Name Game does not contain, by any means, a definitive list of names or categories. We know that there is no end to the possibilities, but we reached the end of our rope. One more day of listmaking and we'd be checking into the Bates Motel, sharing a room with Mr. Kottick . . . Mr. Sy Kottick.

Now it's up to you. The future of The Name Game is in your hands. Just be careful. This does tend to be addictive. So, when you wake up at 3:00 in the morning, turn on the light, poke your snoring spouse and say, " I've got it! Paging Mr. Antsleep . . . Mr. Ike Antsleep," don't say we didn't warn you.

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Chapter 1
PAGING:
MR. NAPPATTEE ......................................................MR. BO NAPPATTEE

Chapter 2
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MS. ZHURETYME ......................................................MS. LEIGH ZHURETYME

Chapter 3
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MS. IMMELKINGDOM......................................................MS. ANN IMMELKINGDOM

Chapter 4
MATT CHEMMUPP

Chapter 5
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MR. NORSHINE ...................................................... MR. RAY NORSHINE

Chapter 6
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MR. EUKAYSHUN......................................................MR. ED EUKAYSHUN

Chapter 7
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MS. AILIA ......................................................MS. JANET AILIA

Chapter 8
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MR. GALEEGULL......................................................MR. LEE GALEEGULL

Chapter 9
ON A FIRST NAME BASIS or AH, SWEET MISS TERRY OF LIFE

Chapter 10
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MR. INGROOM......................................................MR. WADE INGROOM

Chapter 11
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MR. OPENSPACES......................................................MR. WYATT OPENSPACES

Chapter 12
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KING ALTEE......................................................KING ROY ALTEE

Chapter 13
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MS. OOTEEFUL......................................................MS. BEA OOTEEFUL

Chapter 14
HUGH DECIDE

Chapter 15
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MR. STRAPP......................................................MR. JACQUES STRAPP

Chapter 16
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MS. ENTSINHISTOREE......................................................MS. EVE ENTSINHISTOREE

Chapter 17
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MS. OTHERWORLD......................................................MS. DEE OTHERWORLD

Chapter 18
PHIL INDABLANX

Chapter 19
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MR. INDAFAMILLEE......................................................MR. AL INDAFAMILLEE

Chapter 20
PAGING:
MR. IBUSTER......................................................MR. PHIL IBUSTER

Chapter 21
PAGING:
MS. FOVAHYERHEDD......................................................MS. RUE FOVAHYERHEDD

Chapter 22
PAGING:
MR. FINANCE......................................................MR. HY FINANCE

Chapter 23
PAGING:
MR. GEDTHERE......................................................MR. EWELL GEDTHERE

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Mr. Izzencane.................................................... Mr. Sid Izzencane
Mr. Lone............................................................. Mr. Homer Lone
Mr. Encounters................................................... Mr. Klaus Encounters
Ms. Sell................................................................ Ms. Cara Sell
Ms. Immelcrackers........................................... Ms. Ann Immelcrackers
Ms. Zuvsaintmareeze...................................... Ms. Belle Zuvsaintmareeze
Mr. Thalweppin................................................ Mr. Lee Thalweppin
Ms. Dayinn.......................................................... Ms. Holly Dayinn
Ms. Fantman...................................................... Ms. Ella Fantman
Ms. Nerr............................................................. Ms. Di Nerr
Mr. Iverence...................................................... Mr. Del Iverence
Mr. Ridgetoofarr............................................... Mr. Abe Ridgetoofarr
Ms. Thonman................................................... Ms. Mara Thonman
Mr. Thefuture.................................................... Mr. Baxter Thefuture
Mr. Hooztalking................................................ Mr. Luke Hooztalking
Ms. Ottsuvfire.................................................... Ms. Sherry Ottsuvfire
Mr. Betterblues.................................................. Mr. Moe Betterblues
Mr. Adelfeeya.................................................... Mr. Phil Adelfeeya
Ms. Vanayshun................................................. Ms. Bertha Vanayshun
Mr. Toolive........................................................ Mr. Ivan Toolive
Mr. Oweenpartthree......................................... Mr. Hal Oweenpartthree
Mr. Ahalf............................................................ Mr. Aiden Ahalf
Mr. Sizzwithwolves......................................... Mr. Dan Sizzwithwolves
Mr. Jingbull........................................................ Mr. Ray Jingbull
Mr. Lenceofthelambs........................................ Mr. Sy Lenceofthelambs
Mr. Rassickpark................................................. Mr. Joe Rassickpark

Mr. Yesterday...................................................... Mr. Bjorn Yesterday

Mr. Sydestoree......................................................Mr. Wes Sydestoree
Mr. Treetcarnamedesire...................................Mr. "Ace" Treetcarnamedesire
Mr. O'Drama........................................................ Mr. Mel O'Drama
Mr. Torialdaybue................................................. Mr. Derek Torialdaybue
Ms. Tagonist.......................................................... Ms . Ann Tagonist
Ms. Hindthaseenze.............................................. Ms. Bea Hindthaseenze
Ms. Dinglady......................................................... Ms. Lee Dinglady
Mr. Dingman........................................................ Mr. Lee Dingman
Ms. Hearse............................................................. Ms. Rhea Hearse
Mr. Vreeview....................................................... Mr. Ray Vreeview
Mr. Orrnottoobee................................................. Mr. Toby Orrnottoobee

Mr. Siamezeiffyoopleeze....................................Mr. Chaim Siamezeiffyoopleeze

Mr. Maker.............................................................. Mr. Phil Maker
Mr. O'Deal............................................................. Mr. Stu D. O'Deal
Mr. Meditor........................................................... Mr . Phil Meditor
Mr. Ingstarr........................................................... Mr. Bud Ingstarr
Mr. Hanger............................................................ Mr . Cliff Hanger
Mr. Uloid............................................................... Mr. Sal Uloid
Mr. Ebrity............................................................... Mr. Saul Ebrity
Mr. Key.................................................................. Mr.Mark Key
Ms. Wright........................................................... Ms. Rhea Wright
Mr. Shireboulevard............................................ Mr. Will Shireboulevard

Mr. Unch............................................................. Mr. Havel Unch

Ms. Ihavetheenvelopeplease.......................... Ms. May Ihavetheenvelopeplease
Ms. Thewinnerrizz........................................... Ms. Ann Thewinnerrizz
Ms. Thankeverybody........................................ Ms. Ivana Thankeverybody
Ms. Rector.......................................................... Ms. Bess Di Rector
Mr. Tor............................................................... Mr . Eddy Tor
Ms. Kupplaydee................................................ Ms. Mae Kupplaydee
Mr. Likemeyooreallylikeme.......................... Mr. Hugh Likemeyooreallylikeme

Ms. Aylaw......................................................... Ms. Elle Aylaw
Ms. Moonerz..................................................... Ms. Honey Moonerz
Mr. Betyourlife................................................. Mr. Hugh Betyourlife
Mr. Deryeers...................................................... Mr. Juan Deryeers
Mr. Tassyisland................................................. Mr. Van Tassyisland
Mr. Woodtonite................................................. Mr. Vern Woodtonite
Ms. Ningshade.................................................. Ms. Eve Ningshade
Ms. Teenest....................................................... Ms. Em Teenest
Mr. Aboutchoo................................................. Mr. Matt Aboutchoo
Mr. Dafammillee.............................................. Mr. Alan Dafammillee

Mr. Eeseaze........................................................ Mr. Abe Eeseaze
Mr. Bett.............................................................. Mr . Alfie Bett
Mr. Cookiemonster......................................... Mr. Hymie Cookiemonster

Mr. Beeleeve.................................................... Mr. Woody Hugh Beeleeve
Ms. Oss.............................................................. Ms. Kay Oss

Ms. Kmyday...................................................... Ms. May Kmyday

Ms. Mayshun.................................................... Ms. Anna Mayshun
Mr. Eemouse..................................................... Mr. Mick Eemouse
Mr. Elduck......................................................... Mr. Don Elduck
Ms. Lox............................................................... Ms . Goldie Lox
Ms. Rella............................................................ Ms. Cindy Rella
Ms. Fofumm..................................................... Ms. Fifi Fofumm
Ms. Nevaland.................................................. Ms. Neva Nevaland
Mr. Derland...................................................... Mr. Juan Derland
Mr. Ellengrettle................................................ Mr. Hans Ellengrettle

Ms. Vershot...................................................... Ms. Bea Vershot
Ms. Lingus........................................................ Ms. Connie Lingus
Mr. D'andlassivious....................................... Mr. Lou D'andlassivious
Mr. Indahay...................................................... Mr. Erroll Indahay
Mr. Uvyoo........................................................ Mr. Seymour Uvyoo
Mr. Wayouwannitt......................................... Mr. Henny Wayouwannitt
Mr. Pendous..................................................... Mr. Stu Pendous
Mr. Brication.................................................... Mr. Lou Brication
Ms. Over............................................................ Ms. Eileen Over
Ms. Nem........................................................... Ms. Essie Nem

My Eyekle.......................................................... Ms. Eunice Eyekle
Mr. Gerr............................................................. Mr. Ty Gerr
Ms. Leeclown..................................................... Ms. Syl Leeclown
Ms. Dextrous..................................................... Ms. Amber Dextrous
Mr. Ameeztwinz.............................................. Mr. Sy Ameeztwinz
Ms. Graytizzshowonearth.............................. Ms. Dee Graytizzshowonearth

Ms. Holdyerhand................................................ Ms. Ivana Holdyerhand
Mr. Terrday........................................................ Mr. Jess Terrday
Ms. Errpool.......................................................... Ms. Liv Errpool
Ms. Tulls............................................................... Ms. Bea Tulls
Ms. Vzmeeyehyehyeh....................................... Ms. Sheila Vzmeeyehyehyeh

Mr. Antgetnosatisfaction..................................Mr. Ike Antgetnosatisfaction

Mr. Waysixtywun............................................... Mr. Hy Waysixtywun

Mr. Uffoya............................................................ Mr . Loudon Uffoya
Ms. Tingwontoothreefore................................ Mr. Tess Tingwontoothreefore
Mr. Deer............................................................... Mr. Pierce Deer
Mr. Tongue......................................................... Mr. Pierce Tongue

Mr. Ufforthesihtee............................................. Mr. Justin Ufforthesihtee
Ms. Perrstishun.................................................. Ms. Sue Perrstishun

Mr. Indayooessay................................................ Mr. Bjorn Indayooessay

Mr. Dee................................................................. Mr. Ellis Dee
Mr. Oosinojen.................................................... Mr. Hal Oosinojen
Ms. Wanna.......................................................... Mr. Mary Wanna
Mr. Cupulkogold................................................ Mr. Al Cupulkogold
Ms. Nah................................................................ Ms. Shana Nah
Mr. Yerownthing................................................ Mr. Dewey Yerownthing
Ms. Kluvnotwarr................................................ Ms. Mae Kluvnotwarr
Ms. Bottoms......................................................... Ms. Belle Bottoms
Mr. Paper.............................................................. Mr. Roland Paper
Ms. Ellbagg........................................................... Mr . Nick Ellbagg
Ms. Ellnewyork.................................................. Ms. Beth Ellnewyork
Mr. Iffornyadreamin.......................................... Mr. Kal Iffornyadreamin

Ms. Yularphone.................................................. Mr. Sal Yularphone
Ms. Kaff................................................................. Ms. Dee Kaff
Ms. Ellbean........................................................... Ms . Elle Ellbean
Ms. Bocks............................................................. Ms . Rhea Bocks
Ms. Lox.................................................................. Ms. May Lox
Ms. Tassid............................................................. Ms. Ann Tassid
Mr. Trinn............................................................ Mr. Moe Trinn
Mr. Colesterall..................................................... Mr. Hy Colesterall
Ms. Emdubbelyoo.............................................. Ms. Bea Emdubbelyoo
Mr. Uss................................................................ Mr. Lex Uss
Mr. Anjackett..................................................... Mr. Ty Anjackett
Ms. Slift............................................................... Ms. Fay Slift
Mr. Ceedinghairline......................................... Mr. Rhea Ceedinghairline
Mr. Tunns........................................................... Mr. Ham Tunns
Ms. Itchconnecticut........................................... Mr. Gwen Itchconnecticut
Mr. Port................................................................ Mr. Wes Port

Ms. Mannuhvdaboard..................................... Mr. Cher Mannuhvdaboard
Mr. Dingding..................................................... Mr. Ringo Dingding
Ms. Way.............................................................. Ms. Maya Way
Ms. Kyndatown.................................................. Ms. Maya Kyndatowne

Mr. Kahlaylee.................................................... Mr. Hugh Kahlaylee

Ms. Olinsection.................................................. Ms. Vy Olinsection
Ms. Nett............................................................... Ms. Clara Nett
Ms. O'Solo........................................................... Ms. P. Ann O'Solo
Mr. Brow.............................................................. Mr . Hy Brow
Mr. Orianchant................................................... Mr. Greg Orianchant
Mr. Ize.................................................................. Mr. Harmon Ize
Mr. Zophone....................................................... Mr. Zack Zophone
Ms. Sharp............................................................. Ms . Dee Sharp
Ms. Flatt................................................................ Ms. Dee Flatt
Mr. Eggro.............................................................. Mr. Al Eggro
Mr. Note............................................................... Mr. Hy Note
Mr. Tonesax........................................................ Mr. Barry Tonesax
Mr. Ershopquartette.......................................... Ms. Barb Ershopquartette
Mr. Ah................................................................. Mr. Ari Ah
Ms. Olin............................................................... Ms. Vi Olin
Mr. Tosax............................................................. Mr . Al Tosax

Mr. Meebacktowolevirginny........................... Mr. Cary Meebacktowolevirginny
Mr. Lookinoveraforleefclover.........................Mr. Chaim Lookinoveraforleefclover
Mr.Ingsinngloccamorra.................................. Mr. Howard Ingsinngloccamorra
Mr. Singmatilda............................................... Mr. Walt Singmatilda
Mr. Ounyerrockindaboat................................. Mr. Sid Ownyerrockindaboat
Mr. Youizorizyouaintmybaby.......................... Mr. Iz Youizorizyouaintmybaby
Ms. Stickatedladee.............................................Ms. Sophie Stickatedladee
Ms. Moonhitzyereyelikeabigpizzapie............ Ms. Wendy Moonhitzyereyelikeabigpizzapie

Ms. Melankollybaybee...................................... Ms. Mai Melankollybaybee

Mr. Sheezmabaybee........................................... Mr. Yasser Sheezmabaybee
Mr. Idontmeanmaybee...................................... Mr. Nosair Idontmeanmaybee
Mr. Himmonnsunday....................................... Mr. Ahmet Himmonnsunday

Mr. Daburns........................................................ Mr. Sy Daburns
Mr. Ayntnuttenbuttahowndogg..................... Mr. Hugh Ayntnuttenbuttahowndogg
Mr. Brakehotell.................................................. Mr. Art Brakehotell
Mr. Stillalive....................................................... Mr. Izzy Stillalive
Ms. Tonn.............................................................. Ms . Etta Tonn
Mr. Verramutch................................................. Mr. Hank U. Verramutch

Ms. Reel................................................................ Ms. Virginia Reel
Mr. Amandleft.................................................... Mr. Al Amandleft
Mr. Toomalou..................................................... Mr. Skip Toomalou
Mr. See.................................................................. Mr. Kurt See

Mr. Ingindarain................................................. Mr. Singh Ingindarain

Ms. Lett................................................................ Ms. Rue Lett
Ms. Yourbett....................................................... Ms. Raisa Yourbett
Mr. Getyouten..................................................... Mr. Fivel Getyouten
Ms. Sarrloaded.................................................... Ms. Di Sarrloaded
Ms. Winner......................................................... Ms. Ima Winner
Ms. LaSevven..................................................... Ms. Ro LaSevven
Mr. Anymoreticketsforseigfriedandroy.......... Mr. Arthur Anymoreticketsforseigfriedandroy
Mr. Zyafivebux................................................... Mr. Ray Zyafivebux
Mr. Wunmoreroll........................................... Mr. Jess Wunmoreroll
Mr. Lopoker........................................................ Mr. Hy Lopoker
Mr. Pott. ............................................................. Mr. Jack Pott
Mr. Looze............................................................ Mr. Yul Looze
Ms. Fairinnsquare.............................................. Ms. Yvonne Fairinnsquare
Ms. Flush.............................................................. Ms. Delta Flush
Mr. Erz.................................................................. Mr. Wynn Erz
Mr. Zerz............................................................... Mr. Lou Zerz

Mr. Oddical.......................................................... Mr. Perry Oddical
Ms. Zeene............................................................. Ms . Maggie Zeene
Ms. Paper.............................................................. Ms. Rita Paper
Mr. Cagotribune.................................................. Mr. Chick Cagotribune
Mr. Ittorial............................................................ Mr. Ed Ittorial
Ms. News............................................................. Ms. Dale E. News
Mr. Singform...................................................... Mr. Ray Singform
Ms. Timze............................................................ Ms. Elle A. Timze
Ms. Stigest............................................................ Ms. Rita Stigest
Mr. Loid................................................................ Mr. Tab Loid

Mr. Diglianni....................................................... Mr. Moe Diglianni
Ms. Lizzem........................................................... Ms. Rhea Lizzem
Mr. Isstick............................................................. Mr. Art Isstick
Mr. Beele.............................................................. Mr. Moe Beele
Mr. Nahlesa......................................................... Mr. Moe Nahleesa
Mr. Errcolor........................................................ Mr. Ward Errcolor
Mr. Ibaster........................................................... Mr . Al Ibaster
Mr. Idbrothercoulddoothat............................. Mr. Mike Idbrothercoulddoothat
Mr. Yunbucksforthat........................................ Mr. Emile Yunbucksforthat
Mr. Esk................................................................. Mr. Ruben Esk

Mr. Assauruss..................................................... Ms. Meg Assauruss
Mr. Ranasorrusrecks........................................ Mr. Ty Ranasorrusrecks
Ms. Sore................................................................ Ms. Dinah Sore
Ms. Ard................................................................. Ms. Liz Ard
Mr. Zenzadadeep................................................ Mr. Denny Zenzadadeep

Ms. Dinkadoo...................................................... Ms. Inga Dinkadoo
Mr. Abash............................................................. Mr . Cal Abash

Mr. Merr............................................................... Mr. Hugh Merr
Mr. King............................................................... Mr. Joe King
Ms. Laff................................................................. Ms. Belle E. Laff
Mr. Ksterr............................................................. Mr. Joe Ksterr
Mr. Rophone....................................................... Mr. Mike Rophone
Ms. Jest................................................................. Ms. Shirley U. Jest
Ms. Frummsirr................................................... Ms. Vera U. Frummsirr
Mr. Seeriousleefolks..........................................Mr. Bud Seeriousleefolks

Ms. Flying............................................................. Ms. Vera Flying
Ms. Turner.......................................................... Ms. Paige Turner
Mr. Ittyfair........................................................... Mr. Van Ittyfair
Ms. Mainzuvvtheday...................................... Ms. Rhea Mainzuvvtheday
Mr. Ican................................................................. Mr. Jess Ican
Ms. Jizzuvmadisoncountee............................. Ms. Brie Jizzuvmadisoncountee
Mr. Manpoorman.............................................. Mr. Rich Manpoorman
Ms. Jarr.................................................................. Ms. Belle Jarr
Mr. Beedick......................................................... Mr. Moe Beedick
Ms. Ingthere......................................................... Ms. Bea Ingthere
Mr. Lisseeze......................................................... Mr. Yul Lisseeze
Mr. Ellforadonno................................................ Mr. Abe Ellforadonno
Mr. Misscarroll.................................................... Mr. Chris Misscaroll
Mr. Tayzinferno.................................................. Mr. Don Tayzinferno
Mr. Flewoverthecuckoosnest.......................... Mr. Juan Flewoverthecuckoosnest
Mr. Kantgohomeagain...................................... Mr. Hugh Kantgohomeagain
Mr. Izzanisland...................................................Mr. Norman Izzanisland

Ms. Risk............................................................... Ms. Asta Risk
Mr. Acular............................................................ Mr . Vern Acular
Mr. Glingparticiple............................................. Mr. Dan Glingparticiple

Ms. Mattapeeya................................................... Ms. Anna Mattapeeya
Ms. Tinnim......................................................... Ms. Ann Tinnim
Mr. Itterayshun................................................... Mr. Al Itterayshun
Mr. O'Rick............................................................ Mr . Lem O'Rrick
Ms. Poette............................................................. Ms. Ima Poette
Mr. Zeefartsee...................................................... Mr. Art Zeefartsee

Mr. Downyournose........................................... Mr. Luke Downyournose
Ms. Money........................................................... Ms. Lotta Money
Ms. Scriminate.................................................... Ms. Dee Scriminate
Mr. Grate.............................................................. Mr. Denny Grate
Ms. Exclusive...................................................... Ms. Zoe Exclusive
Ms. Snobb............................................................ Ms. Bea A. Snobb
Ms. Snobb............................................................. Ms . Sacha Snobb
Ms. Richest........................................................... Ms . Dee Richest
Mr. Neegroze...................................................... Mr. Noah Neegroze
Mr. Joozallowed................................................ Mr. Noel Joozallowed
Mr. Estmoonball................................................ Mr. Harv Estmoonball
Mr. Oof................................................................. Mr. Al Oof
Mr. Shingskool................................................... Mr. Vinnie Shingskool
Ms. Tont.............................................................. Ms . Deb U. Tont

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Ms. Students........................................................ Ms. Deena Students
Mr. Strarr............................................................. Mr. Reggie Strarr
Dr. Ossofee........................................................... Dr . Phil Ossofee
Mr. Historee........................................................ Mr. Art Historee
Dr. Otticks........................................................... Dr . Sammy Otticks
Dr. Thropolojee................................................. Dr. Ann Thropolojee
Dr. Sigh................................................................. Dr. Polly Sigh
Dr. Jebra................................................................ Dr. Al Jebra
Dr. Kewluss......................................................... Dr. Kal Kewluss
Dr. Molojee......................................................... Dr. Eddy Molojee
Dr. Manittees...................................................... Dr. Hugh Manittees
Dr. Kuptest.......................................................... Dr. Mae Kuptest
Dr. Intist............................................................... Dr. Sy Intist
Dr. Urreducation............................................... Dr. Hy Urreducation
Dr. Atomy........................................................... Dr. Ann Atomy
Dr. Kwunohwun................................................ Dr. Sy Kwunohwun
Dr. Niversity....................................................... Dr. Hugh Niversity
Dr. Klass............................................................... Dr. Jim Klass

Mr. Klasses........................................................... Mr . "Skip" Klasses
Mr. Lobb............................................................... Mr. "Ace" Lobb
Ms. Ingcloze......................................................... Ms. Cher Ingcloze
Mr. Dreeroom..................................................... Mr. Lon Dreeroom
Mr. Riculate......................................................... Mr. Matt Riculate
Ms. Leeger............................................................ Ms . Ivy Leeger
Ms. Mate............................................................... Ms. Rue Mate
Mr. Eckkallhome................................................ Mr. Cole Eckkallhome
Ms. Date................................................................ Ms. Anita Date
Mr. Deeuss........................................................... Mr. Stu Deeuss
Mr. Less................................................................ Mr. Whit Less
Mr. Dent............................................................... Mr. Stu Dent

Mr. Shunary........................................................ Mr. Dick Shunary
Mr. Decimal........................................................ Mr. Dewey Decimal
Mr. Sauruss......................................................... Mr. Theo Sauruss
Mr. Rophilm....................................................... Mr. Mike Rophilm
Mr. Books............................................................ Mr. Tex Books
Ms. Sirch............................................................... Ms. Rhea Sirch
Mr. Fabetticalorder.............................................Mr. Al Fabetticalorder
Ms. Kwiette.......................................................... Ms. Bea Kwiette
Mr. Talking.......................................................... Mr. Noah Talking
Mr. Gurlz............................................................. Mr . Meade Gurlz
Mr.Guyze........................................................... Mr. Meade Guyze

Ms. Errperspective............................................. Ms. Lynn E. Errperspective
Mr. Suppplize..................................................... Mr. Art Supplize
Ms. Perspective.................................................. Ms. Ariel Perspective
Mr. Iggraffee....................................................... Mr. Cal Iggraffee
Mr. Model........................................................... Mr. Newt Model
Mr. Luvfroote.................................................... Mr. Beau Luvfroote

Ms. Tube.............................................................. Ms . Tess Tube
Ms. O'Second...................................................... Ms. Nan O'Second
Ms. Ment.............................................................. Ms . Ellie Ment
Mr. Tiffickmethod............................................. Mr. Sy N. Tiffickmethod
Mr. Ment.............................................................. Mr . X. Perry Ment
Ms. Seckshun..................................................... Ms. Di Seckshun
Ms. Kerr............................................................... Ms. Bea Kerr
Ms. Icks................................................................. Ms. Jeanette Icks
Ms. Splysing........................................................ Ms. Jean Splysing
Mr. Sunnburner................................................. Mr. Ben Sunnburner
Ms. Keeway.......................................................... Ms. Millie Keeway

Ms. Andcheralike.............................................. Ms. Cher Andcheralike
Mr. Ess.................................................................. Mr. Reese Ess
Ms. Hayveyourself............................................. Ms. Bea Hayveyourself
Ms. Shunn........................................................... Ms. Ella Q. Shunn
Mr. Unplann....................................................... Mr. Les Unplann
Ms. Tenshun....................................................... Ms. Dee Tenshun
Mr. Sleef............................................................... Mr. Lew Sleef

Ms. Gree............................................................... Ms. Dee Gree
Ms. Motter........................................................... Ms. Alma Motter
Ms. Ay................................................................... Ms. Bea Ay

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